...it's not made.
Wish someone would invent a bed that made itself. I'd be first in line!
Hmmm... bet I wouldn't be alone, either. Perhaps there's money to be made here?!
I have only one set of sheets so I have to do a 12 hour turn around. Not so easy when humidity is high, I have no modern appliances, and there's a fair risk of rain. I have strung a line under an outside overhang which is reasonably effective at keeping things out of the rain and in the breeze, but it gets no sun and tends to get forgotten. Hence the late-night pain.
Stop procrastinating, Clive!!!
I wonder if I could sleep on the bare mattress...